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Sunday, October 11, 2009

MY VMA RECAP Aka THE WARDROBE AWARDS

MADONNA GETS THE "WHO'S YOUR MOMMA" AWARD.....SHE MOS DEF SHOWED HER AGE AND HOW SHE WAS FEELING THAT NIGHT IN THAT ROBE!


NELLY GETS THE "TOPPED DRESSED" AWARD ALL BLACK EVERYTHING TOO! SHE WAS BANGING!


MELODY GETS THE "TOPPED DRESSED" AWARD.....SHE MURDERED THE CARPET! GOOD GAWD MEL SHE IS SHOWING YALL HOES SHE CAN STAND ALONE WITHOUT THE PCD! GETUM BOOO!

TAYLOR GETS THE "I AM DRESSED BETTER THAN YALL GROW ASS FOLKS" AWARD! SHE LOOKED CUTE NO FASHION DONT'S IN MY BOOK!

THE CHICK NEXT TO SWAY GETS THE "WACKEST FASHION AND WACKEST FASHION CORRESPONDENT" AWARD WTF KINDA CRAP IS THIS


SOLANGE GETS ONE OF THE "TOPPED DRESSED" AWARDS......ALL BLACK EVERYTHING WAIT EXCEPT MY LIPS AND NAILS! CUTE

SHAKIRA GETS THE "I WORE THE SAME DAMN THING AS HER" AWARD....YES THIS IS A PROBLEM AND UR STYLIST MUST BE MAIMED BECAUSE: 1) ITS NOT FLATTERING ON YOU ANYWAY 2)SHE HAD TO GET THIS OFF A DISPLAY AT A SHOWROOM 3)SHE DIDN'T EVEN STYLE YOU PROPERLY


PINK GETS THE SAME DAMN AWARD AS SHAKIRA "I WORE THE SAME DAMN THING AS HER" AWARD FOR THE SAME DAMN REASONS

DIRTY MONEY GETS ONE OF THE OTHER "TOPPED DRESSED"AWARDS ALL BLACK EVERYTHIG.......I LUV IT! LET'S GO! OH WAIT MINUS THE OTHER CHICK THAT'S NOT DAWN!

KATY PERRY GETS THE "DANCING WITH THE STARS" AWARD....THE DRESS IS CUTE BUT SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE "TOPPED DRESS AWARD" IF SHE DIDN'T WEAR THEM SHOES! FOLKS ONE THING CAN MAKE OR BREAK YOUR OUTFIT!


KANYE AND AMBER GET THE "PIMP AND HOE AWARD" THEY WERE ABT TO GET THE TACKIEST AWARD BUT KANYE SAVED THEM WITH THAT HENNESY BOTTLE! NEED I EXPLAIN THE PIMP AND HOE PART


J-LO GETS THE "MOST TACKIEST AWARD FROM DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES" BECAUSE SHIT YALL KNOW WHY, NOT EVEN THE SHOES ARE SAVING HER AT THIS MOMENT!


LADY GAGA GETS THE "MOST OFF THE WALL AWARD" NEED I EXPLAIN FOLKS


FEFE GETS THE "BITCH I'M BACK SO YOU BETTA NOT SHOW UP TO THE AWARDS" AWARD


PEREZ HILTON GETS THE "I'M A TACKY FRUIT THAT CAN'T DRESS" AWARD.......WHY ARE YOU FAMOUS ANYWAY GO AWAY WITH YOUR TEN TONS OF WACKNESS


CASSIE GETS THE "MOST CULTURED DRESS" AWARD .... LOOKS LIKE A GEISHA DRESS WITH A LOW V....U WERE 5 SECS AWAY FROM TACKY BUT UR FACE SAVED U DOLL!


BEYONCE GETS THE "I SHOULD HAVE PULLED A BETTER OUTFIT OUT MY ASS CUZ THIS SHIT IS FOR BASIC BITCHES" AWARD.....UMMM WE EXPECTED WAY MORE OF YOU AND I THINK THAT WAS THE PROBLEM


ALICIA KEYS GETS THE "NOT THE RIGHT DRESS FOR MY BODY TYPE" AWARD UMMMM YOU LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA IN LUCKETTS VIDEO AND YOU ARE A BIGGER STAR THAN SHE IS! WRONG DRESS TRY AGAIN!


AKON GETS THE "MOST BLACK" AWARD THAT AWARD IS CLEAR AS DAY! HE WAS LOOKING SHARP THO!

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