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Friday, March 20, 2009

PIN-UP GIRLS WILL BE OUT THIS SPRING and SUMMER

PULL YOUR PIN-UP LOOK OFF SO YOU WON'T GET PUT DOWN!








A hot trend that will be followed by many. Some will rock it right and others will humiliate themselves and friends!
3 rules to live by before you purchase a "pinup" style bathing suit:

1)Do not have this body shape! You will not only make yourself look fashionably wrong, but you will embarrass the designer.



2)If you are gonna rock the "pinup" style bathing suits please make sure you achieve the whole look, do not half ass it people! There has been a lot of "half-ass'd fashion" this is one that will be under the rader all summer!

3)Make sure you are at the "size" you want to be before you buy. Do not buy now in the size you hope to be in 2mths. ALL BAD! THIS WOULD GO DOWN IN FASHION ARCHIVE AS "HALF ASS'd FASHION"

JAPAN'S REPLACING THEIR MODELS WITH "ROBOT FASHION MODELS"Tokyo fashion show debut on March 23



Japanese have created a humanoid-robot fashion model.The robot is modeled after the average Japanese woman, except it has eyes, face, and hair based on that of anime comic characters. HRP-4C runs on battery-powered motors located in her body and face, allowing the expressions, gait, and poses of a supermodel, but on a Stormtrooper–like silver-and-black frame. First models were being replaced by celebs now by robots, THIS IS OUTTA THIS WORLD!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

GET YO DOG SWAG UP...NO I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOO'S...


ROBERTO CAVALLI IS SET TO LAUNCH HIS PET WEAR LINE. YES, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT ROBERTO CAVALLI IS KNOWN FOR, HIS ANIMAL PRINT. PUT YOUR POODLE IN A "CHOW-CHOW" TUTU AND SEE IF THE LIL BITCH DOESN'T POOP ALL OVER YOUR CARPET. YES, THE LINE WILL CONSIST OF ANIMAL PRINT JUMPER SETS, STUDDED OUT POLOS, JERSEY AND PRINTED FLEECE T-SHIRTS, VELOUR TRACKSUITS AS WELL AS PUFFER COATS AND SWEATERS.hot COMMODITIES IN THE collection consist of a satin-trimmed bathrobe, silk printed shorts and some shearling jackets. There are also some essential accessories: the quilted dog carrier bag with patent finish and satin lining, a patent leather passport wallet, and patent collars and leashes with the “Paws” print on the reverse side. Special edition items such as bowls, beds and jewels are in the works.


LESSON FOR THE DAY. WHY SPEND $32,000 ON A ROBERTO CAVALLI DRESS FOR WOMEN (WITH TWO LEGS) WHEN YOU CAN SPEND $32,000 ON A CAVALLI JUMPER FOR YOUR 3MTH OLD YORKY!

Monday, March 2, 2009

YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE WHOLE LOOK...

YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO THESE DESIGNERS FELLAS FOR THESE SLEEK JACKETS AND VESTS. I PERSONALLY DIG ALL THE STYLED LOOKS PUT TOGETHER!
BAND OF OUTSIDERS
JUNYA WATANABE
TROVATA
ALESSANDRO DELL'ACQUA
DIOR HOMME
RICHARD CHAI






FELLAS GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF A NICE SUIT....



DESIGNERS HAVE SUITS AND JUST BLAZERS FOR YOU NON DRESSING MEN THAT NEED A LIL GUIDANCE.NO A NICE TAILORED SUIT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY! NEITHER DOES A FITTED/TAILORED BLAZER.OHH AND NOT TO FORGET SEXY COATS FOR YOU GENTS
CALVIN KLEIN
PRADA
JIL SANDER
TOMMY HILFIGER
RAF SIMONS
BAND OF OUTSIDER
GILDED AGE
MARC BY MARC JACOBS
VERSACE
RICK OWENS
PAUL SMITH












FALL 2009 MEN TRENDS

QUILTING EFFECT...
DOLCE AND GABANA
LANVIN
JUNYNA WATANABE
ERMENEGILDO ZEGNA
...ARE JUST A FEW OF THE DESIGNERS THAT DECIDED TO GO BACK TO THEIR CHILDHOOD ROOTS, WHERE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE THEIR WINTER AND FALL COATS. THE LOOK IS NOT BAD FOR A MAN. FELLAS YOU JUST NEED TO OPEN YOUR MIND TO FRESH NEW IDEAS, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO FASHION. MEN'S FASHION IS THE HARDEST NICHE FOR DESIGNERS TO BE CREATIVE, HOWEVER, THESE DESIGNERS EXECUTED CREATIVITY VERY WELL.




SPRING 2009 MEN'S ANN DEMEULEMEESTER

THIS DESIGNER DEFINATELY KNOWS HER TARGET MARKET. SHE BREAKS DOWN THE BARRIERS OF ALL THE "ISIMS" IN HER RUNWAY SHOW, FOR HER SPRING 2009 COLLECTION. IT IS CLEAR THAT SHE IS NOT SCARED TO PUT THE NON TRADITIONAL MODELS ON THE RUNWAY AND DOES IT VERY WELL. IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A THE MICHEAL JACKSON VIDEO "BLACK OR WHITE."











FASHION IS JUST ONE OF THE WAYS YOU CAN TEAR DOWN SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED BARRIERS IN A CULTURE.

MATTHEW WILLIAMSON FOR H&M MENSWEAR

FIRST EVER FEATURED MALE DESIGNER, MATTHEW WILLIAMSON WILL BE THE NEXT DESIGNER FOR H&M'S CAPSULE COLLECTION.THIS TIME THE MEN THAT SHOP @H&M ARE BEING TREATED. LAST FEATURED CAPSULE DESIGNER WAS "COMME DES GARCONS" JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN KEEPING UP!

NIPPLICIOUS


CUTE DRESS SOLANGE ALL YOU ARE MISSING ARE YOUR ACCESSORIES...NIPPLE RINGS WOULD HAVE SET THE TONE! OF COURSE "BOOTYLISCIOUS" BEYONCE HAS NOTHING ON HER KID SISTER! SOLANGE IS WAY MORE FLYER THAN B WHEN IT COMES TO THE FULL PACKAGE: MUSIC, PERSONALITY AND WARDROBE

WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!




VIVICA BAD CHOICE IN HEELS FOR THIS DRESS! I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT THAT
ASHANTIE...$5...DOWNTOWN...SENIOR PROM...I CAN GO ON FOREVER! LADIES LET'S MAKE WISER FASHION DECISIONS NEXT TIME. I KNOW I WOULD WITH YOUR MONEY

HALLE VS KERI

SO, NOW KERI HILSON'S "ENERGY" VIDEO MAKES A LIL SENSE TO ME NOW....I THINK! NEVERMIND....THEY BOTH LOOK HOT PLAYING THE SAME PERSON.


WHO ROCKS IT BETTER?

TAKE THE BANDADES OFF ALREADY...IT WON'T HURT IF YOU TAKE IT OFF REALLY FAST

PLEASE GIRLS I PROMISE THERE ARE OTHER TIGHT, FORM FITTING,MULTI-COLOR, AFFORDABLE DRESSES ON RACKS THESE DAYS! IT IS A RECESSION SO YOU CAN GET A NEW DRESS FOR LIL TO NOTHING RIGHT NOW, ITS ALMOST 100 PERCENT OFF ENTIRE STORES! LET'S JUST SAY GOODBYE TO THEM RIGHT NOW....IT IS MARCH 2009, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE "FAMOUS" SPOTTED WITH THIS DAMN DRESS PLEASE.
AND IT SURE IS NOT ABOUT "WHO RAN IT", BOSSIP! IT IS SURELY ABOUT WHO SHOULD NOT BE RUNNING IT? BOTH OF THE!